Crazy Managers

Well, first of all..I will write about how our inspection went. The manager did not pass us. Ha, want to know why? We save plastic bags from the grocery store. Where do we put them? We put them all in one bag and put them under our kitchen sink in the cabinet. Well, the manager told us not to put them there. She also said we need to organize under our bathroom sink. Since when were managers allowed to tell you how to arrange your cabinets? Above the mirror in our room there are SIX lightbulbs. We usually only keep one or two in there because 6 is way too bright. She told us we had to keep all 6 of them because it's a fire hazard..hmm..you'd think having that many lightbulbs on at once would be a fire hazard. Out on out patio there's dirt that lines the cement. It's there if you want to plant flowers or what not out on your patio. Well, this crazy woman told us we had to remove all that dirt..umm..if we removed all that dirt, there'd be a gigantic whole back there. The whole thing made no sense. She's just out to get Nick.

Anyway, yesterday Tonia and I were on the computer looking up different things. All of a sudden, we hear someone in the back yelling, HELLO HELLO HELLO!!! We looked at each other like, wtf? So we went back to the patio and there's the crazy manager standing there saying the gate was open and Xena and Ashley were running all over the complex. Xena was inside with us..the only time she went out there was when she heard the manager yelling. There's no way xena or Ashley could have opened the gate. The gate is taller than me and I have to stand on tippytoes to open the latch. I'm 5'2. So we knew it was all B.S. So, then she starts pointing at the dirt and yelling it was all "shit". In her exact words. It wasn't though..you know how when dirt gets wet..it turns to mud? And when you rake mud to get the leaves out..it clumps up? Well, that's exactly what it is. I was going to put it in my mouth just to show this crazy woman it's not poop.

So, she leaves and about 5 minutes later..she comes back. She starts yelling at TONIA, who doesn't live here, and tells her she needs to clean it all up. She tells Tonia there's piss everywhere..which there isn't. Tonia asked her to stop cussing and the manager said I could say what I want. Tonia told her this conversation is over and then slammed the door in her face. Then the crazy manager said she was going to call CPS. Well, that just really ticked Tonia. Tonia ran outside and asked, why would you call CPS? The crazy manager said, Because it's F***ing filthy in there! And there's no lights on..it's too dark! Hmm..I didn't know you were suppose to keep all the lights on when your blinds are open and the sunlight is lighting up the room. Didn't know that was a rule. Tonia started walking away and the manager yelled, you stupid little b****! Get the carpets cleaned! Well, being how Tonia is, she yelled back, go get your carpets cleaned you carpet muncher!

After all that was done, the manager called Nick. She wanted him to rush home from work. He told her he couldn't. Then she told him that she DID open the gate and came inside. She also told him that Xena was chasing her around the complex. As funny as that would have been,Xena is not aggressive and she was locked in the bedroom when everything was happening. After a little while, she called Nick back and told him to tell us she was very sorry. Ha, could it be that she's scared? She did something that managers should not do. Well, my mom heard everything because she was on the phone with me when all this happened. So, my mom is turning the lady in to corporate.

That's what happens when you act a fool.

Here's some pictures of the apartment:


This is the so-called filthy living room with stains all over..hmm...


The back patio with the dirt we're suppose to "remove". Ohh..look at all the "poop" back there. Crazy woman.


The plastic bags we're suppose to remove. Oh em gee.